Random cybersex chat

05-Jun-2017 14:41

The door opens and someone asks: —"Are you going up or down? * * * ( added December 2015) —Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar? * * * ( added December 2015) I put my root beer in a square glass. * * * ( added December 2015) —Q: Why shouldn't you argue with a decimal? * * * ( added December 2015) Paradox: Less money, more need to count it.

" —"Yes." * * * ( added December 2015) —Mike, here are 10 chocolates. * * * ( added June 2015) Do you know a statistics joke? * * * ( added June 2015) Twelve different world statisticians studied Russian roulette. The other two scientists were unfortunately not able to join the final discussion.

* * * Question: How many mathematical logicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: None: They can't do it, but they can prove that it can be done.

* * * During a lecture to his students, a military instructor says, "There is a 40% chance that we will hit our target." One student asks, "What happens if we aim away from the target? He says "If we try to hit a B-52 with this missile, the probability of success is 5%." A math student asks: "What if we try to miss?A: It means they only have a 1-dimensional character, and are self-centered. A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform. * * * ( added December 2015) I bought a book online "How to implement an Internet scam." Somehow, though, it's been a while, and I still haven’t received it.* * * ( added March 2016) A logician rides an elevator. * * * ( added December 2015) Sex is a pathetic thrill for losers who are not able to take a triple integral.* * * This is obvious, but the fact that this is obvious is not obvious. Answer: Just one, but you'll end up with an extra light bulb.

* * * Assume, for the sake of clarity, that that yellow cube is a blue sphere. * * * Question: How many Fermats does it take to screw in a light bulb?* * * Question: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? * * * Question: How many topologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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